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Funny how many jokes are food-related.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet her 50 quid that she  couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. She said, "No, the steaks are  too high."

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled her in.

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the  craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered  with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.  Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

Thanks, Ross. I think.